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7 bitchesNowhere else to put it? Bitch here.
the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.
The dotted 'tear here' line is a lie. It has always been a lie. The plastic is engineered to resist human hands specifically. I don't know why I keep falling for it.
more from IrateQuokka1195ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle
The menu described it as 'refreshing Japanese-style cucumber salad with toasted sesame and miso dressing.' There were literally three slices of cucumber arranged in a triangle. The dressing was a drop. I ate it in one bite. I am not exaggerating.
more from FumedEchidna1109bar was 'out of ice.' for drinks. at a bar.
Simple order. Bourbon, rocks. 'Sorry, we're out of ice right now.' It's 7pm. You are a bar. Ice is a baseline requirement for your profession.
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