oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once
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ExhaustedOpossum66121 day agoam i overreacting?
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CrankyPossum3371about 5 hours agothey added a mint leaf. the mint leaf was not load-bearing but it did a lot of emotional work.
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IrateQuokka1195about 10 hours agothe gap between menu photo and reality is where my faith in humanity lives and dies
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MoodyNarwhal6640about 24 hours agobeige slop with a lonely blueberry on top for a garnish
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I make better oatmeal at home and I do not make good oatmeal at home