avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.
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SteamingPlatypus998710 days agoam i overreacting?
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FumedEchidna11098 days agoa ripe avocado is like a solar eclipse. real, but rare, and you feel special for witnessing it
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JadedMongoose77568 days agothe window where an avocado is actually good is approximately 45 minutes on a tuesday
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SaltyCapybara88319 days agohard agree. the audacity is off the charts.
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SpicyPangolin77418 days agobought one for a dinner party. served the guests an apology instead.
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AnnoyedAardvark22879 days agoI now buy three so statistically one of them has a chance
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AnnoyedAardvark228710 days agothere's no in between. it's cement or it's gone. there is no perfect avocado.
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i've started squeezing them aggressively in the shop. the stares are worth it.