ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle

The menu described it as 'refreshing Japanese-style cucumber salad with toasted sesame and miso dressing.' There were literally three slices of cucumber arranged in a triangle. The dressing was a drop. I ate it in one bite. I am not exaggerating.

FumedEchidna110916 days ago

am i overreacting?

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AngryBadger441212 days ago

'artisanal,' 'deconstructed,' and 'elevated' are all code for 'very small'

DoneWolverine442312 days ago

fourteen pounds. FOURTEEN.

SnappyAxolotl882014 days ago

I would have sent it back. or taken a photo for evidence. or both.

IrateQuokka119515 days ago

hospitality math: divide portion size by two and multiply price by three

AnnoyedAardvark228715 days ago

restaurants are betting you'll be too embarrassed to say anything. don't be.

SaltyCapybara883115 days ago

ate at a place last month that served a single king prawn as a starter and called it 'a prawn.' singular. no plurals.

ordered a 'cucumber salad' for £14. it was three thin slices with sesame seeds and a drizzle

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