be honest. overreacting?
be the first to weigh in
to clap back.
my mum once washed a passport because it seemed dusty. we are cut from the same cloth.
I mean. the logic is internally consistent. just catastrophically applied.
ironed money is still legal tender. burned money is a different conversation.
fresh squeezed OJ at brunch. watched the waiter pour tropicana from behind the bar.
the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.
oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once
avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.
banks do exchange damaged currency if you have >50% of the note. useful fact for next time