accidentally washed my AirPods. they survived. I do not understand physics.
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AirPods are unkillable. I've washed mine twice. my phone did not survive a light drizzle.
I once washed a lip balm with a full load of laundry. cleaned the clothes and coated them simultaneously.
washed my passport once. it dried weird but still scanned. I did not tell border control.
fresh squeezed OJ at brunch. watched the waiter pour tropicana from behind the bar.
the packaging required scissors. I didn't have scissors. my hands now have opinions.
oatmeal that looks gourmet on the menu arrives looking like it was already eaten once
avocados are rock hard for 5 days and then completely black inside on day 6. every time.
the inconsistency of what survives water is genuinely one of life's great mysteries